my dearest readers

You guys.  You just crack me up. You really do.

Every time I write some very sassy post, see yesterday or even The Birds and the Bees or Sketchy I get these record high amounts of people reading my blog.  Its like you enjoy being flogged.  It’s like you appreciate a little sarcastic social commentary.  I always think I am going to get the internet nice police breathing down my neck and telling me I Can't Do That.  I have to be more nice.  Or nice regular citizens telling me that I made them feel bad. 

What's with that?  Didn't your parents lecture you enough?