So,  Bad Catholic just had this contest which, by the way I did not win.  So sad. I got some sort of Honourable Mention thingy, but as you all know, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.  But, sour grapes all intact, I can have my own contest if I want to, and I can choose myself for the winner if I really feel the need to win something.

I am not really a competitive person, but I do have one domain that I feel I am one of the best in my field.

I am the meanest mom in the world.  I have met other mothers in the past who claim that they are the meanest mom in the world, but my children so vehemently insist that I am the meanest mom in the world that I cannot believe its possible that I am not.

So.  I have noticed that some blogging people have contests for a variety of things.  Well, I am going to put it out there to see if anyone else is as mean as I am.  Dear readers, you are welcome to submit a paragraph, outlining why you are the meanest mom in the world.  I will choose the paragraph that is most convincing to me, which is completely subjective, I will be the panel of one,  Master Controller of my own little blog universe where I can be the Diva, the Starlet, the Main Character...the winner will be published as a special guest post on, you won't believe this part-

my blog. And a copy of  The Hidden Power of Kindness by Father Lovasik, which you clearly need if you are the winner of the meanest mom in the world contest.  Runners up will receive, just like me, a big fat nothing.

Mothers are welcome to enter this contest.  Fathers are also to enter this contest about the mother of their children, and young adult children may write a paragraph about their mother, so long as their understanding of High Irony is thorough.

If you don't know what I mean by that, don't submit anything.

Accepting submissions until Thursday, May 26th in the body of an email to Practicing Mammal.