Sorry, just can't go to bed without getting this off my chest.

After the Chicken Whisperer burst through our bedroom door while we were pretending to sleep, he left, running through the house and crying at the lock that the chicks were pipping.  It sounded a bit like Christmas morning.  Sensing the excitement and not realizing it was all emanating from himself, he burst back into our bedroom, this time waking Rosebud up as well as waking us up again from pretending to sleep for the second time in less than five minutes.

"IS IT EASTER MORNING?"  He panted.

Well, we just started snorting and laughing and cracking dumb jokes at this.
"Oh, we forgot the Triduum this year"
"No, that was last year"
"Oh, yes I guess so, but we forgot all the baskets and stuff this year, sorry about that"
mwwoooohahahaha.

We totally crack ourselves up.  When Sparky and I start this, the jokes just roll their eyes and walk away.  That is so satisfying.